1. When was the last time you cheated?
The system? Lots of times... ^_~ Its fun doing that...
2. When was the last time you stole?
I stole my BF's heart. He may run away but I will always have his heart! [/end cheese]
3. When was the last time you lied?
Don't remember, but I conviniently let some family belive certain truths because I leave out parts of the truth. =)
4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property?
Don't do that kind of thing... that costs money. o_o
5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?
4th of July weekend. I felt soooooooooo bad afterwards. ;_;
Things I learned about the corporate world see more link please.
1. Macy*s (from now on known as M*) is what they call dressy casual... or I call it that, khakis are a no and jeans are a nono.
2. M* co-workers are veryvery nice... and they leave candy around... that's so bad!
3. I have a desk near the watercooler, xerox machine, and I also house the heavy duty electronic stapler. x_x
4. I discovered I can LJ from work!
5. I am slowly realizing I have no work-ok clothes... I am rotating shirts and skirts and my 2 pairs of pants through out the week.
6. On my breaks I enjoy playing the "practically free!" game, which consists of me idling around the floors of the Women's dept looking at things and mentally adding discounts. Its rather fun. Being an employee of M* allows me to play this game. This leads to...
7. Discount game is also part of the benefit of working for M*, I have discovered that I am in control of my own $ now, so if any of you think about trying to use my M*agic benefit, the answer is NO.
7b. However this does not apply to things like a nice discount at the Cellar. ^_~ that is automatic.
8. I get business cards and a name plate! I have a phone # and within the company's system I can call quam at no charge! (I guess we have offices in guam o___o)
9. My M* badge has a * in it, it sparkles, and I hold it infront of black squares in the walls and it gives me access... therefore *s give me access. XDD
10. When training sessions are catered, and there is left-overs, Training gets a free lunch!
11. When you walk back to your cubicle... don't look in other offices... people have "looking into office" radar... I had to tell myself "eyesforwardeyesforward"
I think that's about it... I should write some of the stuff I learned down...
Posted by Steph at July 18, 2003 01:34 PM